The True Menace of the Ford Expedition
On different subject, let me state for the record, the handles that Ford has installed in the front passenger-side door frame of their Expedition, while somewhat handy for climbing in and out, are absolutely perfect for removing sunburnt scalp from balding heads. Not just once, but twice have I scraped flesh from my scalp on the offending head-scraper... er handhold.
I'll spare you the gruesome photos on this post, though they are available upon request. :-)
I'll spare you the gruesome photos on this post, though they are available upon request. :-)
posted by Bryan at 7:31 PM
3 Comments:
Potential lawsuit :-)
If it was just once, then maybe. Twice is sort of like the woman who spilt hot McDonalds coffee in her lap, going back to the drive through to get a replacement cup of coffee and spiling that one too. :-)
Aha! Another set of uses for that "hired hair"! No fruther sunburn, no more head scraping and a place to keep your pencil. :)
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